And this is my favorite from the sixth segment of The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes (categories under the letter, F):

A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier.  “Show the lady your finest mink!” the fellow exclaims.

The owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat.

The lady tries it on, looks wonderful in it, and the man says, “It’s yours.”

The furrier sidles up to the guy and discreetly whispers, “Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for sixty-five thousand dollars.”

“No problem!  I’ll write you a check!”

“Very good, sir,” says the shop owner.  “Today is Saturday.  You may come by on Monday to pick the coat up after the check has cleared.”

So the man writes a check and he and the woman leave.

On Monday, the fellow returns.  The store owner is outraged.  “How dare you show your face in here,” he exclaims.  “There wasn’t a single penny in your checking account!”

“I just had to come by,” said the guy, grinning, “to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!”

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