FROM THE FRIARS CLUB #10

And this is my favorite from the tenth segment of The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes (categories under the letter, J):

An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off.  He hollers, “Operator, giff me beck the party!”

She says, “I’m sorry, sir, you’ll have to make the call all over again.”

He says, “What do you want from my life?  Giff me beck de party.”

She says, “I’m sorry, sir, you’ll have to place the call again.”

He says, “Operator, ya know vat?  Take da telephone and shove it in you know vere!”  And he hangs up.

Two days later he opens the door and there are two big, strapping guys standing there who say, “We came to take your telephone out.”

He says, “Vy?”

They say, “Because you insulted Operator Twenty-eight two days ago.  But if you’d like to call up and apologize, we’ll leave the telephone here.”

He says, “Vait a minute, vat’s the rush, vat’s the hurry?”  He goes to the telephone and dials.  “Hello?  Get me Operator Twenty-eight.  Hello, Operator Twenty-eight?  Remember me?  Two days ago I insulted you?  I told you to take da telephone and shove it in you you know vere?”

She says, “Yes?”

He says, “Vell, get ready–dey’re bringin’ it to ya!”

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