FROM THE FRIARS CLUB #15

And this is my favorite from the fifteenth segment of The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes (categories under the letter, O):

Carla was well into her sixties when she went to her doctor complaining of nausea, exhaustion, and occasional cramps.  After a thorough examination the doctor sent her to the hospital for a battery of tests, and finally confronted her with the results.  “Mrs. Barber, medically impossible though it seems at your age, there’s no doubt about it:  you’re pregnant.”

“Impossible,” she cried, and fainted dead away.  When she came to, she staggered to the phone, dialed her seventy-eight-year-old husband, and screeched, “You’ve knocked me up, you randy old goat!”

There was a long pause at the other end of the line.  Then a voice said, “And to whom am I speaking?”

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