SLACKASSES!

This email I received today is just too hilarious not to share. 

Possibly a New Sub-Species?

Yes, you guessed it, a new breed!

They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward, shuffling gait.  The “drag crotch” shape also seems to affect brain function.  Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication.  Unfortunately, most are highly fertile.

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