FROM NATIONAL LAMPOON TRUE FACTS (#2)

From the Wausau (Wis.) Daily Herald: “A woman exposed herself at 505 Sixth St. Sunday.  She was standing outside her apartment and was wearing a short nightgown.  Every time she raised her arms during an argument with another woman, she exposed herself to patrons of the nearby Second Chance Restaurant.  Police arrested the 43-year-old woman for disorderly conduct.”

 

Joseph Pickens was awarded $1.07 million after he was struck by a Pepsi-Cola truck.  He told the court that the accident had changed his sexual orientation and that he now preferred to be called Tiffany.  

Detroit Free Press

 

After the theft of 60 pounds of hamburger from a home in Boyertown, Pa., police arrested and charged a man from the nearby town of Barto, 23-year-old Ronald McDonald.  

Reading Eagle                    

 

Donald J. Duck has been promoted to vice-president of the Harza Engineering Company.  According to Dodge Construction News, Duck, who won the 1982 Golden Beaver Award for Engineering, is an expert in water projects.                                   

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