One of the books following The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes is The Friars Club Private Joke File (2006 by the Friars Club).  This book, edited by Barry Dougherty, I also highly recommend for any adult.  But beware!  As stated on the cover, the “very naughty jokes from the Grand Masters of Comedy” in this book are “uncensored, uncut, and unashamed!”

This book is divided into eight very long chapters. 

Chapter 1 is entitled, “Take My Spouse, Please”, and here is my first favorite from this chapter, and from the book itself:

A man and his wife decide to go back to their honeymoon hotel for their twenty-fifth anniversary.  As the couple reflects on that magical evening a quarter-century earlier, the wife asks her husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”

The husband replies, “All I wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.”

As the wife undresses, she asks, “What are you thinking now?”

“It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”


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