FOLLOWING THE FRIARS CLUB #3

Here’s another favorite of mine from The Friars Club Private Joke File:

A man tells his wife that he’s going out to buy cigarettes, but when he gets to the store he finds it closed.  So he goes to the bar next door to use the vending machine.  While he’s there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl.  He has a few more beers, and the next thing he knows he’s in this girl’s apartment having wild sex.  The next thing he knows it’s 3:00 a.m.

“Oh my god, my wife is going to kill me!  Quick, give me some talcum powder!”

The girl shrugs and gets him some.  He rubs it all over his hands and dashes out the door.

When he gets home his wife is up waiting for him and she’s furious.  “Where the hell have you been?”

“Well, to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde, and slept with her.”

“Let me see your hands!”

He shows his wife his powdery hands.

“Damn liar, you were out bowling again!”

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