Here’s another favorite of mine from The Friars Club Private Joke File:

A young husband and wife are sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzes into the woman’s vagina.  She screams!  Thinking quickly, the husband covers her with a coat, pulls on his shorts, carries her to the car, and makes a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explains that the wasp is too far in to be reached with forceps.  He suggests that the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her, and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp.

The man agrees to try right there and then, but because he is so nervous, he can’t rise to the occasion.

“If neither of you objects,” the doctor says, “I could give it a try.”

The woman is clearly suffering, so both agree.  The doctor quickly undresses, slathers on some honey, and mounts the woman.

The husband watches with increasing annoyance as the doctor’s thrusts continue for several long minutes.  “Hey, what do you think you’re doing?”

“Change of plans,” the physician pants.  “I’m going to drown the little bastard!”


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