FOLLOWING THE FRIARS CLUB #5

Here’s another favorite of mine from The Friars Club Private Joke File:

Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and the first night Gary spends six hours eating Mary’s pussy.  The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant.  Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out.  He screams, “Waiter!  Waiter!  Come over here!” 

The waiter says, “Can I help you, sir?”

Gary yells, “There’s a hair in my spaghetti!  Get it the fuck out of here!”

The waiter apologizes up and down as he quickly takes the spaghetti away.

Mary looks over at Gary, shaking her head, and whispers, “What a hypocrite you are.  You spent most of last night with your face full of hair.”

“Yeah?  Well, how long do you think I’d have stayed if I’d found a piece of spaghetti in there?”

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