Here’s another favorite of mine from The Friars Club Private Joke File:

A married man keeps telling his wife, “Honey, you have such a beautiful butt.”  And you know what?  He’s right.  His birthday is coming, so she decides to take a trip to the tattoo parlor and get the words “Beautiful Butt” tattooed on her ass.

She walks in and tells the tattoo artist that her husband thinks she has a beautiful butt.  He looks and says, “You do have a beautiful butt.”  She tells him she wants “Beautiful Butt” tattooed on her ass.

The artist says, “I can’t fit that on your ass, it takes up too much space.  But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letters BB, one on each cheek, and that can stand for Beautiful Butt.”

She agrees and gets it done.

On the man’s birthday she is waiting for him when he comes home from work, wearing only a robe.  She stands at the top of the stairs and when he opens the door she says, “Look, honey!”  She takes off the robe, bends over, and the man yells, “WHO THE FUCK IS BOB?”


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